Funny joke...

One day, a little old lady walked into a sex shop. The young clerk couldn`t help notice her, first, because she reminded him of his dear old grandmother, and second because she was twitching violently and trembling, even more than his grandmother did.
"Young m-m-m-man?" she stammered to the clerk, "Do you sell v-vibrators here?"
"Yes ma`am, we do," he replied, a little embarrassed.
"B-b-b-big fl-fl-fluorescent oh-oh-orange ones?" asked the old lady.
"Yes ma`am, we have some like that."
"The t-t-type about s-s-s-sixteen inches l-l-l-l-long?"
"Yes ma`am, we`ve got just about any size you`d want," said the young clerk.
"The k-k-kind that t-t-t-t-takes eight D-D-D Cell b-b-b-b-batteries?"
"Yes ma`am we carry some like that."
"Well, c-could you t-t-t-tell me how t-t-turn the ffffffucking t-t-t-t-thing of-f-f-f-f-f-f-f--f-f-f"
:-))